Quotes By Billy Wilder

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.

I've met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.

Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.

Trust your own instinct. Your mistakes might as well be your own, instead of someone else's.

It was hell at the time, but after it was over, it was wonderful.

France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.

You have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning.

Happiness is working with Jack Lemmon.

Now, what is it which makes a scene interesting? If you see a man coming through a doorway, it means nothing. If you see him coming through a window - that is at once interesting.

Don't be too clever for an audience. Make it obvious. Make the subtleties obvious also.

The Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that Hitler was a German and Beethoven an Austrian.

I'd worship the ground you walked on if only you walked in a better neighborhood.

France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.

What critics call dirty in our pictures, they call lusty in foreign films.

A director must be a policeman, a midwife, a psychoanalyst, a sycophant and a bastard.

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award.

An actor entering through the door, you've got nothing. But if he enters through the window, you've got a situation.

If there's anything I hate more than not being taken seriously, it's being taken too seriously.

One's too many, and a hundred's not enough.

An audience is never wrong. An individual member of it may be an imbecile, but a thousand imbeciles together in the dark - that is critical genius.

We are on the track of something absolutely mediocre.

My Aunt Minnie would always be punctual and never hold up production, but who would pay to see my Aunt Minnie?

The best director is the one you don't see.

He has Van Gogh's ear for music.

They've tried to manufacture other Marilyn Monroes and they will undoubtedly keep trying. But it won't work. She was an original.

I have ten commandments. The first nine are, thou shalt not bore. The tenth is, thou shalt have right of final cut.

Hollywood didn't kill Marilyn Monroe, it's the Marilyn Monroes who are killing Hollywood.