Quotes By Barry Humphries

My parents were very pleased that I was in the army. The fact that I hated it somehow pleased them even more.

Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.

New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.

To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother.

Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary.