Quotes By April Winchell
I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.
April Winchell
I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.
April Winchell
I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, they want to be us more than anything.
April Winchell
Usually, jet lag is not this big of an issue for me. I'm not sure why I'm so disoriented this time. It could be due to the amount of chocolate and french fries I've eaten in the last two and a half weeks.
April Winchell
Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.
April Winchell
I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.
April Winchell
I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do.
April Winchell
My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out.
April Winchell
I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.
April Winchell