I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick. Abe Lemons
I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. Abe Lemons
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. Abe Lemons
One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.
I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players. Abe Lemons
I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.
Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody. Abe Lemons
Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. Abe Lemons
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket. Abe Lemons
There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.
You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.' Abe Lemons
You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'
It was a hole in one contest and I had a three. Abe Lemons
It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.
