Quotes By Tom Leykis
There's some benefit to being happy in your life. Of looking around and saying, 'This is mine.'
Tom Leykis
There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.
Tom Leykis
When I saw houses in Palmdale going for $500K, I knew something was wrong. If you got foreclosed, I don't feel sorry for you!
Tom Leykis
There's a difference... between the kind of woman you would bang and the kind of woman you would marry.
Tom Leykis