Quotes By Kate O..Brien

I only use my sick days for hang-overs and soap opera weddings.

It's filled with... baking soda. Because it really smells.

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.

If somebody on this team actually gets to first base, I'll stand there naked.

My mom always said that if the Protestants catch a Catholic in their church, they feed them to the Jews.

Hmmm... I never get the answer I think I'm going to get.

A laugh is a terrible weapon.

If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny.