You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office. Joe Moore
You can't trust a promise someone makes while they're drunk, in love, hungry, or running for office.
It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry. Joe Moore
It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.
The laws that we adopt embody the values and mores of our constituents. Joe Moore
The laws that we adopt embody the values and mores of our constituents.
Money is a strange thing. It ranks with love as our greatest source of joy, and with death as our greatest source of anxiety. Joe Moore
Money is a strange thing. It ranks with love as our greatest source of joy, and with death as our greatest source of anxiety.
Marriage: love, honor, and negotiate. Joe Moore
Marriage: love, honor, and negotiate.
If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people He gives it to. Joe Moore
If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people He gives it to.
A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time to save money is when you have some. Joe Moore
A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time to save money is when you have some.
Before borrowing money from a friend it's best to decide which you need most. Joe Moore
Before borrowing money from a friend it's best to decide which you need most.
Our laws are a reflection of our culture. Our culture does not condone the torture of innocent and defenseless creatures. And we as a society believe all God's creatures should be treated humanely. Joe Moore
Our laws are a reflection of our culture. Our culture does not condone the torture of innocent and defenseless creatures. And we as a society believe all God's creatures should be treated humanely.