Quotes By Jay London
I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough.
Jay London
I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.
Jay London
I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger.
Jay London
I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it.
Jay London