Quotes By Douglas Horton

Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.

Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.

Be your own hero, it's cheaper than a movie ticket.

He stands erect by bending over the fallen. He rises by lifting others.

Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.

Boring people are a reflection of boring people.

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.

The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated.

Conscience is the window of our spirit, evil is the curtain.

Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.

Smile, it's free therapy.

We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for a pardon.

Death is feared as birth is forgotten.

Thinking good thoughts is not enough, doing good deeds is not enough, seeing others follow your good examples is enough.

No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.

There is no bad in good.

Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.

When my horse is running good, I don't stop to give him sugar.

To buy happiness is to sell soul.

Remember only the good, the bad will never forget you.

Beauty is variable, ugliness is constant.

When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. - they'll find something.

If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all ride.

Thought precedes action, action does not always precede thought.

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery - drive fast and join the scenery.

As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven.

Love is a given, hatred is acquired.

While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.

Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it.

Growing old is not growing up.