Woman Quotes

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold.

I think Elaine would go out with anyone if they showed interest in her. She's nuts. The woman's nuts.

The cruelest thing a man can do to a woman is to portray her as perfection.

For a modern woman it is important to be supported and that there is equality in every aspect, and that it's not two halves that make a whole - it's two wholes that make a whole.

To be well turned out, a woman should turn her thoughts in.

I was Google's first woman engineer.

A woman can be anything the man who loves her would have her be.

For example, the equivalent of a woman being treated as a sex object is a man being treated as a success object.

I'm the only pro-life woman in the Senate. I take this issue very seriously. I'm the mother of two children.

The Prime Minister is head of team but its not a one woman act.aI've been called all those things. Intellectual, sharp-tongued, all true. But what New Zealander is like is to know that someone is in charge and in the end the buck stops with the Prime Minister.

I am not a sexy woman, I'm not beautiful, I'm not a sex kitten, I don't flirt with people, yet I've been tagged more of sex symbol than women who truly are and I that's solely because I don't reveal too much: people are curious.

I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately know she's worked twice as hard to get there, she's had to prove that she can be the leader, first, and then be funny on top of it. She has to emit a confidence that she's in control.

A woman knows a skirt-chaser.

You utter a vow or forge a signature and you may find yourself bound for life to a monastery, a woman or prison.

Bananas are great, as I believe them to be the only known cure for existential dread. Also, Mother Teresa said that in India, a woman dying in the street will share her banana with anyone who needs it, whereas in America, people amass and hoard as many bananas as they can to sell for an exorbitant profit. So half of them go bad, anyway.

Being in your forties - any woman who isn't there yet, I just have to say to you: Euphoria is coming to you.

In fact, some reviewers have said that as they got into the story they forgot that the protagonist is a black woman. They were moved by the story - by the people as a whole - and not by the little things.

I have often noticed that a bribe has that effect - it changes a relation. The man who offers a bribe gives away a little of his own importance; the bribe once accepted, he becomes the inferior, like a man who has paid for a woman.

I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, 'Does he bite?' and she said, 'No.' And I said, 'So how does he eat?' Liar!

Let me first state that I believe that marriage is a sacred union between one man and one woman.

I would not have a woman go to Congress merely because she is a woman.

I don't know any woman who doesn't have an anxiety attack about wearing a bathing suit.

I respect a woman too much to marry her.

A young ballplayer looks on his first spring training trip as a stage struck young woman regards the theater.

The other thing is that doctors test only the most common estrogen level. There are three kinds of estrogen in a woman but they don't test the other two because they are so rare; mine was the third kind of estrogen.

Like you and your woman ain't gettin' along and you're in love. You can't sleep at nights. Your mind is on her - on whatever. You know, that's the blues. You can't hug that money at night. You can't kiss it.

Pretty Woman was the easiest job I've ever done. I just wore the right toupee.

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

Has made an honest woman of the supernatural.