Quotes By Yogi Berra

I don't like seeing myself on television. I don't like it.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

You can observe a lot by watching.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

If you come to a fork in the road, take it.

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.

I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.

If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

I'm glad I was in the Navy.

It's fun; baseball's fun.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

I guess I've got a smart wife.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

Baseball is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

I didn't know much about golf growing up.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

I don't blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to 'em? More power to 'em.

Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.