Quotes By Yogi Berra

Pair up in threes.

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

How can you think and hit at the same time?

It gets late early out there.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I don't make 'em up. I don't even know when I say it. They're the truth. And it is the truth. I don't know.

I was in the invasion of Normandy in southern France.

I never said most of the things I said.

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.

I tell the kids, somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better.

We have deep depth.

It ain't over till it's over.

I don't like seeing myself on television. I don't like it.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

It's like deja-vu, all over again.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

You can observe a lot by watching.

So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.