Quotes By Yogi Berra

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

If the people don't want to come out to the ballpark, nobody's going to stop them.

If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.

I'm glad I was in the Navy.

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

It's fun; baseball's fun.

Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.

Baseball is 90 percent mental and the other half is physical.

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

I didn't know much about golf growing up.

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

I never said most of the things I said.

Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.

If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

I tell the kids, somebody's gotta win, somebody's gotta lose. Just don't fight about it. Just try to get better.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

I enjoy now doing what I do... playing golf, relaxing a little, enjoying life.

There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.

In baseball, you don't know nothing.

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.