Quotes By Paula Poundstone

I get the first flight out from anywhere I am because I have to come home to my kids.

I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd done everything there was to do.

I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the 'Three Stooges' were geniuses. They'd have to be for their appeal to have lasted this long.

I have a horrible memory and I used to consider that a liability, but I've learned along the way that talking to people is really a beautiful thing.

I have jokes I've told before and will tell again, but my favorite part of the night is talking to the crowd.