Quotes By Paula Poundstone

I only do two things in my life, and that's take care of my kids and work. Fortunately, these are my favorite things to do, so it works out.

I'm thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going.

How do you come back? It's one step at a time. I'm optimistic because I don't know what else to be.

Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas.

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.