Quotes By Megan Fox

I'm horrible to live with. I don't clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet.

When you become a celebrity, the world owns you and your image.

People just assume that if you're famous, you're in Hollywood.

I don't like the sound of my voice.

I'm not trying to take Cate Blanchett down.

To be outspoken, or different at all, is a problem for women.

I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys.

Sometimes I say things that I think are obviously sarcastic and people take them quite literally.

I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard.

I've actually stopped tinting my windows because the paparazzi look for trucks and cars with supertinted windows.

I need to behave in a way that will cause people to take me seriously.

And you know, the people who hate kids and don't want kids always end up having 50 of them.

I love Comic Con.

Well, I'm clearly not ugly.

I think that I'm so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting.

I still like the run and gun action movies and how truly dangerous it can be to make these films.

I think I'm a different kind of role model for young girls.

Zac Efron is my obsession, we're the same person. We're not actually here, it's like Janet and Michael Jackson. He just puts on his wig and a dress, and it's me, and you don't know that. It's one of the greatest mysteries of all time.

Some girls love to go to the airport and have 50 paparazzi on them. I go to the airport and have a mental breakdown.

I don't think men approach me for intellectual conversation.

When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, 'Do you think I'm stupid?'. They can't grasp that I'm old enough to be married.

I'm just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It's just there. It's something I don't have to turn on.

All women in Hollywood are known as sex symbols.

No one believes me when I talk about this, but I'm really, really maternal.

I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.

I'm self-loathing, introverted, and neurotic.

Wonder Woman is lame. She flies around in an invisible jet, but she's not invisible. I don't get it.

I didn't get along with Lindsay Lohan on 'Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen', but you have to consider that we were 16-year-old girls. I haven't seen Lindsay since then, but I imagine she's grown and become a different person. I know I have.

If you're billed as a comedian, people will accept anything you say as light-hearted and not with intent behind it.

I would really love to go on an archaeological dig.