Quotes By Kinky Friedman
I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.
Kinky Friedman
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
Kinky Friedman
I don't remember the first half of my life. All I say is a happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.
Kinky Friedman
And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
Kinky Friedman
I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.
Kinky Friedman
These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
Kinky Friedman
I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.
Kinky Friedman
We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
Kinky Friedman
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
Kinky Friedman
We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
Kinky Friedman
I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
Kinky Friedman