Quotes By Karl Lagerfeld

I don't speak Spanish, I speak a little of Italian but no Spanish.

The iPod completely changed the way people approach music.

Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself.

I don't care if people I admire criticize me because their opinion is valuable to me.

I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, it's OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink.

In France there are, I think, less than one per cent of people who are too skinny.

I hardly went to school.

I make such big efforts to forget things and I can't tell the story of my life because, thank God, I'm still living it.

The way I talk is bizarre.

For me, New York is comfortable, not strange.

Doing collections, doing fashion is like a non-stop dialogue.

Some people would like me to be round again.

My favorite kitchen was the Japanese and the Italian kitchen.

I'm lucky to work in the most perfect of conditions.

Stupidly it should not be. It should be also nice. One must get along with that. Is however not necessary.

I can no longer walk in the street. That's over.

I can hardly eat meat because it has to look like something what it was not when it was alive.

Bears are very nice, as long as you are nice to them.

The story with anorexic girls - nobody works with anorexic girls. That has nothing to do with fashion.

I had nearly finished school because I was making effort not that bad on that. But there was a law in Germany after the war. You could not make your final examination before 18, so lots of people who were late because of the way had to do it first.

Black-and-white always looks modern, whatever that word means.

If I were a woman, I would love to have lots of kids. But for men, I don't believe in it.

I'm not a marketing person. I don't ask myself questions. I go by instinct.

The importance of logo into today's fashion is un! be! Lievable!

I drink Diet Coke from the minute I get up to the minute I go to bed.

I hate the past - especially my own past.

I think tattoos are horrible. It's like living in a Pucci dress full-time.

Personally, I don't wear fur.

I wanted to become an illustrator as a child.

Oh yes, I love to do shoes. I'm not a fetishist but I love to do shoes.