Quotes By Jesse Ventura

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other people's business.

If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that. That's power.

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

There are a lot of good causes out there, but they can't possibly all be served by government.

Don't vote for a Democrat or Republican, I have never voted for one in my life and I never will.

I asked Dalai Lama the most important question that I think you could ask - if he had ever seen Caddyshack.

I don't want to spend the rest of my life in politics. When I'm finished with my term as governor, I'm going back to the life that's waiting for me in the private sector.

I also believe that government has no business telling us how we should live our lives. I think our lifestyle choices should be left up to us. What we do in our private lives is none of the government's business. That position rules out the Republican Party for me.