Quotes By Jesse Ventura

I decided to run for governor because I got mad... I want to make government more directly accountable to the people.

When the Constitution gave us the right to bear arms, it also made us responsible for using them properly. It's not fair of us as citizens to lean more heavily on one side of that equation than on the other.

If I could be reincarnated as a fabric, I would come back as a 38 double-D bra.

Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other people's business.

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

There are a lot of good causes out there, but they can't possibly all be served by government.

I speak my mind. If it offends some people, well, there's not much I can do about that. But I'm going to be honest. I'm going to continue to speak my mind, and that's who I am.

As governor, there isn't a lot I can do beyond that to crack down on crime. Law enforcement is really a local issue. It's the cops' job to tighten down on criminals.