Quotes By Jennifer Aniston

I don't have a religion. I believe in a God. I don't know what it looks like but it's MY god. My own interpretation of the supernatural.

Yes, I play dress up! I do it for a living, like a retard!

I'm really happy. Really!

Don't rely on men but don't shun them either.

Oh, my God, my thirties blew! Forties are great.

My parents' divorce left me with a lot of sadness and pain and acting, and especially humour, was my way of dealing with all that.

I don't think I got thin. I think I got healthy.

Designing a house is like doing a movie: Once you're done, you want to say, 'I hope you all enjoy it.'

If somebody ever wished to be me for a day, they'd be the most pissed-off person once they got here. They would be, like, in hell.

As an adult, I can't blame my parents any more.

I love that feeling of being in love, the effect of having butterflies when you wake up in the morning. That is special.

Free love never works.

I entertain for a living, and I entertain.

I think it's important to have closure in any relationship that ends - from a romantic relationship to a friendship. You should always have a sense of clarity at the end and know why it began and why it ended. You need that in your life to move cleanly into your next phase.

I've never sat there and plotted out how I was going to become successful or famous.

Look I eat really well and I work out, but I also indulge when I want to. I don't starve myself in an extremist way. You're not taking away my coffee or my dairy or my glass of wine because I'd be devastated.

Everybody who has ever been snubbed, you know that is very humiliating.

To talk about a relationship trivializes something that's nobody's business.

My father and I are friends and my mother and I don't speak. It's a bummer. I miss her.

I want to see friends more and travel more.

My most disastrous date was not so much a disaster as uncomfortable for both parties involved.

Parenting is one of the hardest jobs on earth.

You train your man to do nothing.

I love acting, but being an actor for hire only serves so much, and then you want to fill your well up again and be charged by something else.

I always try to sleep for at least eight hours a night and, of course, water, water, water!

You know, I've got wrinkles on my forehead and smile lines, but what's wrong with that? I love to smile.

I really am pretty happy with what God gave me.