Quotes By Howard Stern

I will never feel successful.

I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene.

I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.

There are things that I won't do on the radio. I mean, the next logical question is, what won't you do. I say, well, you know, you've got to find out when you're on the air.

It's no treat being in bed with me.