Quotes By Hal Sparks

Sometimes I play guitar like a frustrated drummer.

I'm named after a computer and grew up really interested in them.

If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.

The name 'Charmageddon' actually comes from a social technique that I use. Which is, you know, literally obliterating people with charm so that you can get away with saying stuff that no one else could ever get away with, you know?

If I could sew comedy and philosophy together, then I've done a good job. The primary goal is always going to be laughs and the secondary goal is always going to be saying something without it being a lecture. I think it's important to have substance for what you're saying.

Other kids would sneak out of the house to go to parties and do untoward things. I was sneaking out to do standup downtown. It paid off.

Political and social change is always a stagger-step process.

Tori Amos had a major influence on how I craft words in a song.

You would not believe how much time people waste in a day. And how little time they put into things they genuinely love.

Mainly, when I go see a show, unfortunately it's more industrial espionage than it is going to actually enjoy a show.

If I have anything, it's tenacity.

I'm a futurist. Technology is our way out of almost every problem we have. Technology can create a new sense of community.

People only have guilty pleasures when they crowbar pleasure down their throat all the time and then they reach for the brownies. Then you should feel guilty because you're killing your body and that's something to be guilty about.

Someone needs to remind American CEOs that if you can't run a company that is innovative, financially sound and doesn't poison the rest of us, You can't run a company.