Quotes By George Clooney

They say I was a bad Batman, that it was my fault, that I buried the franchise. But the truth is, it was a big project. I was pretty intimidated in that world. I did the best I could in the situation I was given.

Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties.

I'm not smart enough and I don't know enough about what's going on.

You make a lot of films, do you? You make a lot of films yourself? Yeah, I'd like to see you make a film first before you get to talk about it. What a jerk.

The hardest thing is trying not to correct everything on the Internet. It'd be night and day - wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. So you just have to say, 'All right, I'll take it, bring it on.'

People know everything about everybody now.

I've been lucky enough to do a few films that will last longer than an opening weekend and those films are the ones I'm proud of.

The government itself is running exactly like the Sopranos and they sit back and they make deals. And they say okay, 'I'm going do this: France, you're getting the pipelines.'

There is a strange pecking order among actors. Theatre actors look down on film actors, who look down on TV actors. Thank God for reality shows, or we wouldn't have anybody to look down on.

I don't like to share my personal life... it wouldn't be personal if I shared it.

I'm a Method actor. I spent years training for the drinking and carousing I had to do in this film.

I'm the flavor of the month.

I bought a piano once because I had the dream of playing As Time Goes By as some girl's leaning on it drinking a martini. Great image. But none of it worked out. I can't even play Chopsticks. But I've got a nice piano at my house!

But I'm kind of comfortable with getting older because it's better than the other option, which is being dead. So I'll take getting older.

The only failure is not to try.

It's incredibly unfair. You don't see a lot of 60-year-old women with 20-year-old men onscreen.

The last real movie stars were probably Redford and Newman. And things were different then. There wasn't this amazing amount of magazines and information about them.

I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in happy travels, because ultimately, you die at a very young age, or you live long enough to watch your friends die. It's a mean thing, life.

I just found out about 10 days ago that I must live 300 or 400 yards from Britney Spears... so now I have to move.

I'm certainly the last person to give advice on, well, anything.