Quotes By Ethel Merman

When I'm asked how to succeed in show business, I always say I haven't the foggiest.

I'll admit - I was honored to be on the cover of Time.

I am known to be able to take care of myself when I become angry. I don't mince words.

As far as dramas are concerned, it's considered passe for playwrights to turn out anything the average person can understand.

There's such a thing as theater discipline. One player doesn't appropriate another's inventions.

I was born in my parents' bedroom on January 16. The World Almanac says it was 1909. I say it was 1912. But what difference does it make as long as I feel 33?

My beloved Mom and Pop always rated tops with each other, and that's the way it will always be.

In my case, things have pretty much been handed to me.

I was lucky enough to have the songs in my first show written by George and Ira Gershwin. Then Cole Porter wrote five shows for me.

I can never remember being afraid of an audience. If the audience could do better, they'd be up here on stage and I'd be out there watching them.

I take a breath when I have to.

When you are in deep conflict about something, sometimes the most trivial thing can tip the scales.

I've never suffered stage fright. That fascinates people.

Eisenhower was my war hero and the President I admire and respect most.

I wouldn't change one thing about my professional life, and I make it a point not to dwell on my mistakes.

Of my four marriages, the one to Bob Levitt is the only one I don't regret.

I can hold a note as long as the Chase National Bank.

I have plenty of invitations to go places, lots to do. If I'm not working, I go to have my hair taken care of and work at needlepoint.

The slapdash way producers used to assemble a show seems a little unbelievable when we talk about them now.

Who's happy these days?