Quotes By E. W. Howe

A modest man is usually admired, if people ever hear of him.

Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.

Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism.

Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time.

A woman who can't forgive should never have more than a nodding acquaintance with a man.

For every quarrel a man and wife have before others, they have a hundred when alone.

When a man is trying to sell you something, don't imagine that he is polite all the time.

The greatest humiliation in life, is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get it.

When men are not regretting that life is so short, they are doing something to kill time.

To be an ideal guest, stay at home.

Everyone suffers wrongs for which there is no remedy.