Quotes By Casey Stengel

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink.

You got to get twenty-seven outs to win.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

I feel greatly honored to have a ballpark named after me, especially since I've been thrown out of so many.

The trick is growing up without growing old.

It's wonderful to meet so many friends that I didn't used to like.

There are three things you can do in a baseball game. You can win, or you can lose, or it can rain.

Never make predictions, especially about the future.

The Mets have shown me more ways to lose than I even knew existed.

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn't argue with one. I'd put my arms around her and give her a little kiss.

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits.

Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa.

Without losers, where would the winners be?

I was such a dangerous hitter I even got intentional walks during batting practice.

I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.