Quotes By Andy Warhol

I never understood why when you died, you didn't just vanish, everything could just keep going on the way it was only you just wouldn't be there. I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say 'figment.'

Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer.

It's the movies that have really been running things in America ever since they were invented. They show you what to do, how to do it, when to do it, how to feel about it, and how to look how you feel about it.

I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.

During the 1960s, I think, people forgot what emotions were supposed to be. And I don't think they've ever remembered.

Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details.

I always thought I'd like my own tombstone to be blank. No epitaph, and no name. Well, actually, I'd like it to say "figment."

I am a deeply superficial person.

I'd asked around 10 or 15 people for suggestions. Finally one lady friend asked the right question, 'Well, what do you love most?' That's how I started painting money.

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic.

Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.

I like boring things.