Tuxedo Quotes

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

In the evening every man looks the same. Like penguins. Women have a special dress for that event; men, the same tuxedo.

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?

When the idea of 'Chopped' surfaced, it was originally meant to be taped at some guy's mansion with him and his crazy Chihuahua. A stuffy fellow in a tuxedo was to host, and the losing chef's dish was then fed to the dog! I am not kidding, I saw it! I think it is genius! Twisted, but genius!

Even if I had a tuxedo I wouldn't wear it to school.

I wanted to play piano in restaurants in the south of France. I went there on holiday once and I saw this guy playing in an old tuxedo. He was all disheveled, with a whisky glass on the piano. I thought that was the coolest thing. So what's happened to me with 'Twilight' isn't really what I'd planned.

Take opera for example - to go to the opera you have to dress up in a tuxedo and pay lots of money.