Spoon Quotes

Gag me with a spoon!

I once got a letter from a woman who told me she was 90. She said if she were 30 years younger, I would have had to watch out. I guess 60 seems really young when you're 90. She said she would eat me with a spoon.

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

They dined on mince, and slices of quince, Which they ate with a runcible spoon; And hand in hand, on the edge of the sand, They danced by the light of the moon.

High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.

If you try hard enough, you can bend the spoon; you can shift reality.

There is no disgrace in working. There was no silver spoon around at the time I was born.

We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place.

Spoon the sauce over the ice cream. It will harden. This is what you have been working for.

Nutella. I dig my spoon in and eat it straight out of the jar. I can easily go through one a week.

I wasn't born with a golden spoon in my mouth. It was a really tough life.

Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the spoon.

I was about five years old when I was eating soup in our kitchen, and as I was lifting the spoon towards my mouth, it bent and broke in half.

The worst thing you can do to a child, and I've seen it happen so many times, is the silver spoon.

I've never felt like I was born with a silver spoon at all, although I've felt like howling at the moon a lot of times!

I'm incredibly boring; I had a very happy childhood. I never starved, nor did I have a silver spoon in my mouth. I'm one of those terribly middle-of-the-road, British middle class, South London gents.

The rule in carving holds good as to criticism; never cut with a knife what you can cut with a spoon.

I kind of picked up the game at an early age. The way that other kids would learn what a fork or a spoon is.

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!

I've realized you can use a fork as a spoon if you use it rapidly enough.

To be born in Wales, not with a silver spoon in your mouth, but, with music in your blood and with poetry in your soul, is a privilege indeed.

You wake up in the morning and you look at your old spoon, and you say to yourself, 'Mick, it's time to get yourself a new spoon.' And you do.

When you are dining with a demon, you got to have a long spoon.

I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth.