Parrots Quotes

Yeah, for some reason parrots have to bite me. That's their job. I don't know why that is. They've nearly torn my nose off. I've had some really bad parrot bites.

Well, I play Jews and parrots. Parrots are how I've branched out.

I've got nine kids, nine dogs, three grandkids - and one in the oven. And three parrots!

Parrots, tortoises and redwoods live a longer life than men do; Men a longer life than dogs do; Dogs a longer life than love does.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

The only animals I'm not comfortable with are parrots, but I'm learning as I go. I'm getting better and better at 'em. I really am.