Five-year-old Quotes

I can talk to anybody but when it comes to somebody that I like, then I turn into like this five-year-old kindergartener in a sandbox.

It's certainly not easy having to spend a lot of time apart, and having a five-year-old child who's got to be at school. So we need to learn how to organize our time really well because for months we will be in two different countries.

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.

An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five-year-old.

I'm just very amused by five-year-old humor.