Camel Quotes

Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel.

They sit there in committees day after day, And they each put in a color and it comes out gray. And we all have heard the saying, which is true as well as witty, That a camel is a horse that was designed by a committee.

Do not free the camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel.

I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven.

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel.

I'm gonna do the whole bedroom in camel color - it's an old lady color.

Then when Gladys Knight came in to do my songs that was the straw that broke the camel's back.

A camel is a horse designed by committee.

At twenty a man is a peacock, at thirty a lion, at forty a camel, at fifty a serpent, at sixty a dog, at seventy an ape, at eighty a nothing at all.

There is no logical reason why the camel of great art should pass through the needle of mob intelligence.

If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, an ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed and as quickly as possible and burned.

Sooner will a camel pass through a needle's eye than a great man be "discovered" by an election.

A camel makes an elephant feel like a jet plane.

When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It's going to be decisive.