For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. Steven Wright
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' Larry David
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'
My second play, The Birthday Party, I wrote in 1958 - or 1957. It was totally destroyed by the critics of the day, who called it an absolute load of rubbish. Harold Pinter
My second play, The Birthday Party, I wrote in 1958 - or 1957. It was totally destroyed by the critics of the day, who called it an absolute load of rubbish.